Pilot
So we get into it immediately with Andi and Bobby and watching Home Land, and that being a huge thrill in their relationship. Will is going for a bike ride. It is revealed he is driving by his estranged wife and his home.
"Let these two horses run." Will talking about his thighs.
He is upset because they are separated and thinks they will be back together. Andi says she slept with their couples therapist to which Will says it was an accident. Bobby asks how that can be an accident to which Andi says,
"I accidentally sat on a carrot once."
Andi is pumping her breasts and Jules runs in from her trip. She says she met somone and she's in love. Then Kate shows up and someone set her up on a date and he brought his bird to dinner.
Will tells her she is superficial.
"One ball, one big ball." Kate
I never smelled his wiener but super nice guy." Will after one of Kate's men had a weird smelling wiener. She had a list.
When Jules asked about the ball being "In the Middle or on the side? Kate says, "Right in the middle coming at me like the boulder in Raiders of the Lost Ark."
Lowell owns Namaste a vegan restaurant. He hugs Bobby and touches his face for a long time. It's an awkward moment. Andi and Bobby realize it is their anniversary. They realize they forgot it.
There is cheese made from nuts on the menu.
"We met at a bar that burned down in an insurance fire, there wasn't a whole lot left to make a necklace." Bobby after Lowell made Jules a necklace from sand from the first time they met.
Kate stands up and her date is a lot shorter than her. Since Will said she was superficial it is obvious he did it on purpose.
Lowell says that Jules gives him pleasure everyday, and Andi is shocked. Bobby is too for
different reasons. She never does it. Of course I am talking about the BJ, and it's implied in this heavily sexually based joke show.
Will and Bobby are OBGYNS. Bobby says he needs to get her a present and Will says it is a good idea to throw her a surprise part.
Kate comes to the office and tells Will how much fun she had, and Will makes lots of short jokes.
"Jimmy said you cut the evening short, with mostly small talk."
She won't give it up, and Bobby says "Happily I have a pap smear to get to."
Lowell is singing about planting a tree Jules is trying to figure out if they got engaged before sex.
Andi shows up and everyone is in the dark so she proceeds to pleasure Bobby getting on her knees. Kate comes down the stairs and turns the lights on to reveal everyone and embarrasses her.
Jules confronts Lowell in the bathroom, and he proposes for real with a real ring so they really get engaged.
Andi doesn't want to come down, and Will doesn't make it easier with his jokes. Will says
"Yeah head down, totally blown over."
Andi and Bobby come to terms that their marriage is boring for now. Val shows up with divorce papers and Will realizes his marriage is over. He says something sweet about how Andi and Bobby have a marriage and he didn't..
Jules tells Kate she is getting married and she is the last one in the sorority who is single. She pours a whole bottle of wine into a glass, and is upset.
They all say it will be an anniversary to remember.
"The day my marriage ended." Will
"The day we got engaged." Jules
"The day I lost to Will." Kate
"The day I performed a live sex act in front of everyone we know." Andi
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