Friends with Better Lives - Pros and Cons

Pros and Cons



"Abricadidya"
Kate accidentally slept with a prostitute.
Jules asked why she paid him and she said, "I don't shoplift dong."
Will's divorce is final, she got everything.
Jules has a hair commercial audition.

They hear mice in the walls. Will jumps up and starts freaking out.

Kate says it's a consequence of having children.


"I'm putting all my fruit roll-ups into a plastic bag."

Jules got a call back.

Lowell is still wearing Will's jacket the next day.It bothers him.

Andi and Bobby hear the rat and he hears the trap snap and thinks he killed it. Now the rat is dragging the trap .

Andi takes the baby to Kate's. Bobby says he will be wearing it's pelt as a trophy.

When Andi asks Kate how she feels about herself she says,

"I'm full of wine and shame."
She says she can unpay for it, and then he wouldn't be a hooker anymore. She also says she can't stop showering.

She goes to find the hooker and get her money back. He says he couldn't date her because she's too high maintenance. She says he has to work off the payment by doing odd jobs around her home.

Bobby falls through the ceiling trying to get the rat while Will is still upset about the jacket.

Jules thinks she has the hair line down. Will is mad because he's still wearing his coat. Kate tells her to borrow something of his and not give it back.

Will asks to put on the sunglasses Lowell had, and Lowell tells him to keep them.

"He says he checked the porch five times."


Bobby needs a contractor and calls Handy Randy when he finds the card from Kate on the couch. Handy Randy shows up to Bobby making lots of comments about his hole among other things.

Will says he wants to watch and are both shocked when he pulls out his penis.

Jules hair is falling out from the product but she got the part. Lowell says he's going to make a dream pillow out of it.


Lowell hasn't even had his jacket the whole time, he bought one of his own. After Will freaks out Andi pulled it from the closet.

Lowell asks him if he thought he had his the whole time.

Will says
"I saw a strange penis today."

Will is sleeping in the bed with Andi and Bobby because he's worried about the rats still being there.