The Bicycle Thieves

The Bicycle Thieves - Time for Episode 5!!

Andi is eating everything.

She invited Lowell to Bobby and Will's guy's night.The guys don't think he is really a guy.

Kate is trying to get through the 12 items or less at the store.  Jules gets through and Kate says it's because she is hot. Jules says that it is because she's nice.

Bobby has a Playboy Playmate for a patient and he tells her to go get undressed making Andi feel less attractive after scarfing down three burritos.

Jules is trying to get Kate to be nice to the cashier so they will be nicer to her.

blogger's note - there are a lot of scenes in grocery stores during the course of this show.

She accidentally pushed in 50 dollars instead of 5 when giving to the children, so she was trying to get her money back and it turns ugly.

Andi finds out Bobby has 16 playmate patients.

Guy's night turns out to be red velvet cupcakes.

Will - "Cupcake I cannot wait to put you inside me."

They are eating cupcakes and wine watching The Good Wife. Lowell is ready to start drinking hard liquor, and Will takes a large sip burning his mouth.

Andi tells the girls about the supermodels and actresses.

"Bobby's had his hands on super vag?" Kate asks.

They tell her she is overgrown having seen her in the sauna. Kate asks if she wants her baby to come into the world through that hay stack.

Both Will and Bobby are really hung over and Lowell is fine or seems that way. Will break danced in the mall for money and his pockets are full of change, his underwear is in Bobby's pocket, and they stole police bikes. Lowell thanks it's cool and Will is freaking out. Bobby and Will blame Lowell.

Lowell puts on a country accent and pretends to be a cop. Then they all ride around acting like cops and Will makes a guy put dog poop in his hat. They run into some real cops, they think, and Will runs away. Lowell takes the wrap and tells them to arrest him. They let them go and then it turns out they were strippers.

Andi was trying to wax and there weren't any strips, because they didn't realize they were sold seperately. Kate and Jules just ran away.

Jules is allergic to something in the wax and after her eye swells the cashier isn't nice to her anymore.

Andi says she can't compete with the "Vaginal glory." Bobby stares at all day. He tells her she's perfect.

Will walks out brushing his teeth with the toothbrush she got stuck in the wax while it was still sticky.

Friends with Better Lives - Pros and Cons

Pros and Cons



"Abricadidya"
Kate accidentally slept with a prostitute.
Jules asked why she paid him and she said, "I don't shoplift dong."
Will's divorce is final, she got everything.
Jules has a hair commercial audition.

They hear mice in the walls. Will jumps up and starts freaking out.

Kate says it's a consequence of having children.


"I'm putting all my fruit roll-ups into a plastic bag."

Jules got a call back.

Lowell is still wearing Will's jacket the next day.It bothers him.

Andi and Bobby hear the rat and he hears the trap snap and thinks he killed it. Now the rat is dragging the trap .

Andi takes the baby to Kate's. Bobby says he will be wearing it's pelt as a trophy.

When Andi asks Kate how she feels about herself she says,

"I'm full of wine and shame."
She says she can unpay for it, and then he wouldn't be a hooker anymore. She also says she can't stop showering.

She goes to find the hooker and get her money back. He says he couldn't date her because she's too high maintenance. She says he has to work off the payment by doing odd jobs around her home.

Bobby falls through the ceiling trying to get the rat while Will is still upset about the jacket.

Jules thinks she has the hair line down. Will is mad because he's still wearing his coat. Kate tells her to borrow something of his and not give it back.

Will asks to put on the sunglasses Lowell had, and Lowell tells him to keep them.

"He says he checked the porch five times."


Bobby needs a contractor and calls Handy Randy when he finds the card from Kate on the couch. Handy Randy shows up to Bobby making lots of comments about his hole among other things.

Will says he wants to watch and are both shocked when he pulls out his penis.

Jules hair is falling out from the product but she got the part. Lowell says he's going to make a dream pillow out of it.


Lowell hasn't even had his jacket the whole time, he bought one of his own. After Will freaks out Andi pulled it from the closet.

Lowell asks him if he thought he had his the whole time.

Will says
"I saw a strange penis today."

Will is sleeping in the bed with Andi and Bobby because he's worried about the rats still being there.

Episode Three and A Ball Joke

Game Sext Match

This one started right out with a ball joke, and you know what, I like that.

Will was talking about wine with a new girl and she grazed or nudged his balls, the women in the group say which one it was is important.

Bobby wishes someone would just look at his.

Lowell is going to play tennis with Bobby because Will has tennis elbow.

The girl that Will was seeing sent a picture of her vagina.

Will decides to send his penis back.

Kate sees Andi and Jules in a restaurant and calls only to see them both saying not to answer it.

Lowell is a little violent playing tennis.

They lied about going to eat and said that they took the baby for shots.

They were planning Jules wedding and didn't think she would want to join in.

Will sent a pic of his penis and he was completely relaxed. He had to send another one because it was flaccid. The whole show is a ball and penis joke. I am still surprisingly okay with this. Especially because of Will's celebration "drop the mike."

Kate seems to actuallly be better at planning the wedding then they are.

Bobby and Lowell are going up against the undefeated champions.

The trophy is a golden vulva.

The other team is going to mess with Bobby's parking and delivery rooms.

Will hit it off with the sexting girl.

Bobby and Lowell are throwing the game while the other gynos are cracking sick vagina jokes.

Will is having a hard time talking dirty when she gets him alone. She pinches his nipples and he screams like a girl.

She wants to tie him to the bed.

Andi and Jules tell Kate she isn't fun when she is in charge because she needs it all to be her way.

Will is tied to the bed covered in blinking Christmas lights completely naked.

Her cat jumps out the window so Will is left tied to the bed.

They start talking crap about Lowell and it makes Bobby mad so he says they play to win.

"Have you two gentlemen had lunch today, because you're about to eat my balls?"

There's a point when they throw champagne at each other in celebration of winning. I swear in the first tennis scene I could see Lowell's twig and berries, ya'll watch it see if I'm wrong.

Meanwhile Will is trying to get free and the cat comes back.

He tells his phone to call Bobby and it calls Mommy. His Dad has a Facebook question.

Since Jules and Andi know that Kate has a dream wedding, they throw a smaller one for her so she can see it.

Jules and Lowell and Andi and Bobby come to rescue Will, and they did call Kate.

"Look it's Rudolph the blue balled raindeer."

They all take a picture with him for Kate's Christmas card.

 

The Cast of FWBL Talks about the Show

Time for Episode Two - Window Pain

When a show is starting out, the second episode is just as important as the first. It needs to be as funny.

Window Pain

Kate is Will's wingman.

"Let me smell your meat." Jules to Bobby

Also Andi is pregnant again so that happened.

When you dated that pothead and only ate hot pockets and not following conversations."

He was trying to hit on people in the cheese section of the grocery store. He is striking out and knows a surprising amount about cheese.

Jules is trying to stay away from meat, but she is making out with Kate's burger complete with it squirting mayo after sexy music plays and her hair is blowing in the wind.

"You look like the end of a roll of scotch tape." Kate on Will's shirt.

Andi smells the burger on Jules and she has to admit it.

Lowell says "I don't want to make a scene, but my whole world has just been rocked."

The girl Kate helps Will pick up wants a threesome with the two of them. So he goes to try and make that happen. He tells her she has to drive and stay because he was her good luck charm.

Finally when the girl kisses her she realizes it's a two-fer. Will is trying to convince her.

He tells Kate he's only slept with Val, one person in his whole life.

"Help little Will make a second friend."

Bobby fakes it so that he can go to sleep because Andi wants to keep going because of her pregnancy hormones.

Kate and Will argue over who the girl is more attracted to, and when she asks them to kiss each other they leave.


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All and all I think it was a pretty good follow up, it still had lots of clever laughs thrown in and I still dug James Van Der Beek. What did you think of episode two, and can you figure out why it was called window pain?

That's Where I know Andi From

Once upon a time there was an awesome show called Roswell and there was a couple in it. They were the will they, won't they couple. The girl's name was Maria and she was Majandra Delfino.

ANDI from FWBL!

I knew she looked familiar, but I couldn't figure it out.

She's also real life married to SAM from New Girl.

Small world right guys? Okay back to what you were doing.

Thanks for reading

Emily

The Pilot - BJ jokes, Breast Pumps, and Fun!

So I liked the first episode! Here's a brief recap, some thoughts, and some pictures!!

Pilot

So we get into it immediately with Andi and Bobby and watching Home Land, and that being a huge thrill in their relationship. Will is going for a bike ride. It is revealed he is driving by his estranged wife and his home.

"Let these two horses run." Will talking about his thighs.

He is upset because they are separated and thinks they will be back together. Andi says she slept with their couples therapist to which Will says it was an accident. Bobby asks how that can be an accident to which Andi says,

"I accidentally sat on a carrot once."

Andi is pumping her breasts and Jules runs in from her trip. She says she met somone and she's in love. Then Kate shows up and someone set her up on a date and he brought his bird to dinner.

Will tells her she is superficial.

"One ball, one big ball." Kate
I never smelled his wiener but super nice guy." Will after one of Kate's men had a weird smelling wiener. She had a list.
When Jules asked about the ball being "In the Middle or on the side? Kate says, "Right in the middle coming at me like the boulder in Raiders of the Lost Ark."

Lowell owns Namaste a vegan restaurant. He hugs Bobby and touches his face for a long time. It's an awkward moment. Andi and Bobby realize it is their anniversary. They realize they forgot it.
There is cheese made from nuts on the menu.

"We met at a bar that burned down in an insurance fire, there wasn't a whole lot left to make a necklace." Bobby after Lowell made Jules a necklace from sand from the first time they met.

Kate stands up and her date is a lot shorter than her. Since Will said she was superficial it is obvious he did it on purpose.

Lowell says that Jules gives him pleasure everyday, and Andi is shocked. Bobby is too for
different reasons. She never does it. Of course I am talking about the BJ, and it's implied in this heavily sexually based joke show.

Will and Bobby are OBGYNS. Bobby says he needs to get her a present and Will says it is a good idea to throw her a surprise part.

Kate comes to the office and tells Will how much fun she had, and Will makes lots of short jokes.
"Jimmy said you cut the evening short, with mostly small talk."

She won't give it up, and Bobby says "Happily I have a pap smear to get to."

Lowell is singing about planting a tree Jules is trying to figure out if they got engaged before sex.
Andi shows up and everyone is in the dark so she proceeds to pleasure Bobby getting on her knees. Kate comes down the stairs and turns the lights on to reveal everyone and embarrasses her.

Jules confronts Lowell in the bathroom, and he proposes for real with a real ring so they really get engaged.

Andi doesn't want to come down, and Will doesn't make it easier with his jokes. Will says

"Yeah head down, totally blown over."

Andi and Bobby come to terms that their marriage is boring for now. Val shows up with divorce papers and Will realizes his marriage is over. He says something sweet about how Andi and Bobby have a marriage and he didn't..

Jules tells Kate she is getting married and she is the last one in the sorority who is single. She pours a whole bottle of wine into a glass, and is upset.

They all say it will be an anniversary to remember.

"The day my marriage ended." Will
"The day we got engaged." Jules
"The day I lost to Will." Kate
"The day I performed a live sex act in front of everyone we know." Andi

Friends With Better Lives

Can it last! I am about to watch the first episode of this show and I have high hopes for it, I really do. Remember how I have that whole other blog for How I Met Your Dad, and how it isn't on yet. This show is!


I am a fan of both James Van Der Beek - not sure if that is supposed to be spaced, and the little dude from Entourage. I have already heard it is a lot of sex jokes, but I am ready to embark on this episode with an open mind and a hopeful heart. Not sure if I am being too dramatic. Stay tuned for a first episode recap/quote off/ impression post soon!